PHELPS PHAN

Holy shitballs!!! Phleps just won his 8th GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!! That boy is AMAZING!! This was the first time since I was a kid I have gotten this excited about watching Olympics and how we did as a country. And there's still a whole week left!!

MY boys

Ok just had to show off my boys and the cats. I am not some crazy never leave the house animal person. But being an only child pets were always important in my life. The first two are Snickers and Rocky, American Cocker Spaniels. They are from the same litter and turned 4 this year. Snickers is the more pudgy innocent one and will do anything for more food. While Rocky is the chase rabbits for hours around the yard and brings you a woobie when you come home.
Then the cats are Bodhi and Cairo. Both were adopted while I was living in Stillwater attending OSU. And trust me they are the weirdest cats. Bodhi likes to jump in the shower in the mornings. And yes he will let you shampoo him and everything. He can't meow, he just kinda squeaks. Cairo can't meow either, she sounds more like a dove cooing. Oh yea she has one blue eye and one green eye, so I've decided she's completely psychotic.
But that's what makes them all so effin cute.

The Island

Ok so I have a dream. A dream of life with no stupid people fucking everything up. You know the people...the jerk who holds up an entire lane of traffic making a left handed turn when there's a huge fucking sign that says NO LEFT TURNS. Or the psycho bitch at the grocery store who pulls in and steals the spot you were waiting patiently for with your blinker on. The list goes on and on. So I've decided all these people are being put on an island. When the islands full we can sink it or give it a viking style send off. And then we'll move on to the next island of idiots.
I promise I'm not a mean person but after coming in contact with about 8 assholes in a row, ya gotta vent or you turn into the unibomber.